18 Ways to Avoid a DUI

1.Take A Helicopter

2.Walk

3.Throw Away your Keys

4.Take A Cab

5.Swim

6.Jetpack It

7.Hitch A Ride on Superman

8.Boot Your Car

9.Hitchhike

10.Sleep in The Gutter

11.Get Arrested

12.Drink at Home

13.Drive Real Fast

14.Shoot Back

15.Park in The Bad Part of Town

16.Drive Off A Cliff

17.Give Your Keys to Someone Else

18.Fly